|In a world of uncertainty and moral depravity, I'm your best bet for wagering on the NFL.|
He reminds you that he alone picked anointed Tebow's Broncos to crush the fedora-wearin', aggravated assaultin' Steelers.
Here are Rabbi I's picks for the next round:
- Denver Broncos at New England Patriots. Hallelujah! Broncos shock the world and sacrifice a ram. They win 31-24.
- New Orleans Saints at San Francisco 49ers. Barry Bonds shows up at the game to clobber Drew Brees. 'Niners 34-31.
- Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens. Who cares? Ravens by 10.
- New York Giants at Green Bay Packers. Eli cries while Rodgers shows off his upgraded discount double-check dance. Pack, 41-24.