|I predict which teams will win the spiritual playoffs. And when I pick, it's a lock.|
He has huddled with the Divine One to predict the outcome of this coming weekend's National Football League wild card playoff games.
Here are the picks from the ever-sharp Rabbi I:
- Cincinnati Bengals at Houston Texans. Texans win the rematch, 27-21.
- Detroit Lions at New Orleans Saints. I freaking hate the Saints, which gua-ron-TEES they'll win. I put it at 38-31.
- Atlanta Falcons at New York Giants. Who cares? Giants pull away in the second half for a 29-20 victory, which will make their loss next week less bitter.
- Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos. Broncos win 17-14 as Jesus favors Tim Tebow and fucks Bill Maher.