Friday, January 06, 2012

NFL Playoff Predictions, Wild Card Weekend (2011 Season)

I predict which teams will win the spiritual playoffs. And when I pick, it's a lock.
After many weeks, Rabbi Itzalok returns!

He has huddled with the Divine One to predict the outcome of this coming weekend's National Football League wild card playoff games.

Here are the picks from the ever-sharp Rabbi I:
  • Cincinnati Bengals at Houston Texans. Texans win the rematch, 27-21.
  • Detroit Lions at New Orleans Saints. I freaking hate the Saints, which gua-ron-TEES they'll win. I put it at 38-31.
  • Atlanta Falcons at New York Giants. Who cares? Giants pull away in the second half for a 29-20 victory, which will make their loss next week less bitter.
  • Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos. Broncos win 17-14 as Jesus favors Tim Tebow and fucks Bill Maher.

1 comment:

  1. Picked every game. Nice job. Must be your your recent church know that could have an impact on this kind of stuff.

    You see all the tebow 316 gematria stuff? Hilarious

    Who you like this weekend in the 4 games?


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