|The rabbi is the meat in a quarterback sandwich, but he is in a real pickle determining which star's team will gain the Super Bowl victory.|
Here is Rabbi I's pick, in his own words:
Ach! I don't know, I don't know.
Listen, I don't have time for this. I'm making a new video that is sure to go viral, "Shit Rabbis Say." If you must have a pick...uh...let's say the Giants. I like that Eli's name better than the other guy's. Read your Book of Judges. An Eli guy gets a bunch of bears sicked on some kids. That's awesome.
Giants win, 34-14. Now go away.